Which of you little piggies wanna be a human throne for your Highness because I need somewhere to sit while I'm worshipped by all my pathetic peasants. 🖤💋💜

Which peasant is paying for my drinks tonight? Come forward and I'll honor you by putting your cash to good use you barely worthy little worms 💋

Filthy peasants should pay for your Highness to have a wonderful night on the town, it the least you disgusting pigs could do! 🖤